What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 08:32

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
What is a good tool for product analytics besides Google Analytics?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
What are examples of real life forced feminization?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Here’s why exercise is so important if you’re a cancer survivor - The Washington Post
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.