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Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
No way
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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